dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely




phinflynn:

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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

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"What an unexpected -"

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"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

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"You’re trapped!"

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"By societal convention!"

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"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

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donpardosaymyname:

lostiel:

#HOT DAD JOKES




kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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teenwolfobsessing:

Please don’t tell me that we’re thinking the same thing




homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be




katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image




the-burrito:

Join tumblr







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