what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
"Ah, Perry the platypus!"
"What an unexpected -"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"By societal convention!"
"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
Please don’t tell me that we’re thinking the same thing
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words